1 00:00:42,480 --> 00:00:45,040 The grounds are really bright. 2 00:00:45,210 --> 00:00:48,770 They're really bright for this early in the morning. 3 00:00:49,620 --> 00:00:50,810 Yeah... 4 00:00:50,880 --> 00:00:55,290 I didn't hear from you for a while. What were you up to? 5 00:00:55,760 --> 00:00:57,250 Nothing special. 6 00:00:57,320 --> 00:01:01,780 Like hell! You and Norikazu went off somewhere, didn't you? 7 00:01:02,460 --> 00:01:06,060 He wasn't at school either while you were gone. 8 00:01:06,570 --> 00:01:09,000 C'mon, where'd you two go? 9 00:01:09,070 --> 00:01:13,200 Midori, tell me where. 10 00:01:13,270 --> 00:01:17,440 Midori... Midori, what's with you? 11 00:01:17,510 --> 00:01:18,980 I'm not saying! 12 00:01:19,050 --> 00:01:19,940 Midori! 13 00:01:26,750 --> 00:01:28,410 Oh, for Heaven's sake! 14 00:01:58,720 --> 00:02:00,620 Good morning to you... 15 00:02:04,360 --> 00:02:05,790 Professor. 16 00:02:09,130 --> 00:02:11,150 How might I help you? 17 00:02:12,570 --> 00:02:15,230 Yukimoto! How could you write this?! 18 00:02:15,370 --> 00:02:18,100 How could I write what? 19 00:02:18,170 --> 00:02:19,730 Read it yourself. 20 00:02:20,110 --> 00:02:23,040 Question: In 200 words, discuss the basis of... 21 00:02:23,110 --> 00:02:27,210 ...the twelve note musical scale of the late Romantic period. 22 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:31,410 Answer: Professor Saiki, as I look at your figure from behind... 23 00:02:31,480 --> 00:02:35,890 ...as you administer this exam, I write for you this answer. 24 00:02:35,960 --> 00:02:39,580 Your long hair, your perfect skin, your bewitching gaze... 25 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:42,920 Just thinking about them sets my heart on fire! 26 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:44,550 Your lips... 27 00:02:44,630 --> 00:02:47,930 Your lips, so carefully rouged into so full a smile... 28 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:51,230 How many men have longed for those lips? 29 00:02:51,300 --> 00:02:53,030 That's not what you wrote! 30 00:02:53,110 --> 00:02:55,940 That lewd little mouth of yours was really asking... 31 00:02:56,010 --> 00:02:59,070 ..."How many men have those 'lips' sent to Heaven!" 32 00:03:02,010 --> 00:03:08,280 Oh Dean...! Stop it! Oh god... Don't... 33 00:03:08,350 --> 00:03:10,020 How did you... 34 00:03:14,690 --> 00:03:16,720 How did you get that?! 35 00:03:21,370 --> 00:03:24,230 Professor... Would you please disrobe? 36 00:03:26,040 --> 00:03:28,010 What did you just say? 37 00:03:29,640 --> 00:03:32,040 Stop it! Turn the tape off. 38 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:35,810 Professor, please disrobe. 39 00:04:00,510 --> 00:04:03,300 Professor, you're still wearing something. 40 00:04:03,380 --> 00:04:06,900 Yukimoto, please. Don't do this. 41 00:04:08,380 --> 00:04:11,080 Stop it! Turn it off! 42 00:04:17,990 --> 00:04:20,550 Yukimoto, don't do this to me. 43 00:04:20,630 --> 00:04:23,420 Please move your hands, Professor. 44 00:04:30,840 --> 00:04:35,540 Such large breasts. A 36" bust, to be sure. 45 00:04:35,610 --> 00:04:38,840 How many men have squeezed them? 46 00:04:38,910 --> 00:04:40,610 No, don't... 47 00:04:41,780 --> 00:04:45,440 Professor, be so kind as to move your other hand. 48 00:04:47,620 --> 00:04:50,110 Now then, spread your legs apart. 49 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:54,690 Why, Professor! Getting wet so soon? 50 00:04:54,760 --> 00:04:56,750 Please, don't say that. 51 00:04:58,160 --> 00:05:01,130 Now then, please play the piano. 52 00:05:22,790 --> 00:05:24,780 Yukimoto, what are you...?! 53 00:05:24,860 --> 00:05:30,160 Professor, your hands have a job to do. Continue the recital. 54 00:05:54,550 --> 00:05:57,750 Professor, your nipples are this hard already? 55 00:06:03,530 --> 00:06:05,390 Don't say that. 56 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:08,530 Yu- Yukimoto, not there! 57 00:06:08,600 --> 00:06:11,200 Spread your legs, please. 58 00:06:18,440 --> 00:06:19,430 No! 59 00:06:19,510 --> 00:06:21,710 Now move your hips. 60 00:06:28,550 --> 00:06:30,920 No... Stop it! 61 00:06:38,860 --> 00:06:42,730 Professor, your recital is suffering. 62 00:06:44,640 --> 00:06:47,400 Yukimoto, I can't... 63 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:09,750 Yukimoto, no! 64 00:07:19,540 --> 00:07:20,660 Professor... 65 00:07:20,740 --> 00:07:24,680 How many men have been inside of you? 66 00:07:24,740 --> 00:07:26,940 No! Don't say things like that. 67 00:07:28,280 --> 00:07:29,870 Yukimoto, no. 68 00:07:29,950 --> 00:07:34,280 A teacher and a student can't... Please, stop. 69 00:07:36,360 --> 00:07:38,880 But it's all right for a teacher and the Dean to do it? 70 00:07:38,960 --> 00:07:41,020 That was... Don't! 71 00:07:46,300 --> 00:07:48,460 Professor, I'm about to release. 72 00:07:48,530 --> 00:07:50,560 No, not inside me! 73 00:07:50,640 --> 00:07:53,870 Well, then you shouldn't be holding it in so tightly. 74 00:07:53,940 --> 00:07:59,040 Don't say... Oh god, I'm going to...! 75 00:08:08,590 --> 00:08:10,320 No! Pull it out! 76 00:08:11,260 --> 00:08:15,320 I'm... I'm... Oh god! 77 00:08:20,630 --> 00:08:22,600 Good morning, everyone! 78 00:08:22,670 --> 00:08:25,160 And now for the morning announcements. 79 00:08:32,280 --> 00:08:34,610 Very good, Professor. 80 00:08:34,680 --> 00:08:36,910 How many men have you practiced on? 81 00:08:36,980 --> 00:08:39,350 No, you can't rest yet. 82 00:08:49,360 --> 00:08:50,890 Here it comes. 83 00:08:50,960 --> 00:08:52,160 No! 84 00:09:05,210 --> 00:09:06,370 No! 85 00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:16,550 Midori... 86 00:09:25,230 --> 00:09:26,130 Midori... 87 00:09:34,410 --> 00:09:36,570 I'm going to...! 88 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:41,740 Midori... 89 00:09:48,550 --> 00:09:53,510 Supernatural Beast Battlefront ADVENTURE KID 3 90 00:09:53,590 --> 00:09:59,090 Original Story by TOSHIO MAEDA 91 00:10:03,700 --> 00:10:07,330 You new here? I thought I knew everyone here in hell. 92 00:10:07,410 --> 00:10:11,930 You know, you're kinda cute. Wanna have some fun? 93 00:10:12,010 --> 00:10:16,910 Screenplay by AKIO SATSUKAWA 94 00:10:17,580 --> 00:10:19,570 "Fun...?" 95 00:10:23,520 --> 00:10:28,550 Music by MASAMICHI AMANO 96 00:10:42,610 --> 00:10:44,840 Norikazu, you JERK! 97 00:10:44,910 --> 00:10:49,940 Character Design RYUNOSUKE OTONASHI YUJI TAKAHASHI Art Director SOHEl KOIZUMI 98 00:10:58,390 --> 00:11:03,420 Animation Director YUJI TAKAHASHI Director of Photography YOSHIAKI YASUHARA 99 00:11:04,930 --> 00:11:07,900 You promised! Tell us where the key is! 100 00:11:07,970 --> 00:11:11,230 Oh well... Kingan, transform! 101 00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:13,040 Right. 102 00:11:17,440 --> 00:11:22,510 Directed by YOSHITAKA FUJIMOTO 103 00:11:25,950 --> 00:11:29,050 Now say my name. "Eganko. " 104 00:11:29,120 --> 00:11:30,110 Eganko. 105 00:11:39,100 --> 00:11:48,940 Supernatural Beast Battlefront ADVENTURE KID 3 The Miracle Love Potion 106 00:12:02,020 --> 00:12:06,690 I'm dying! You're killing me! 107 00:12:08,960 --> 00:12:12,620 Interesting idea, Dakiniten. 108 00:12:12,700 --> 00:12:15,960 If you, a Lady of hell, were to die... 109 00:12:16,040 --> 00:12:19,370 ...just where exactly would you end up? 110 00:12:20,210 --> 00:12:21,470 Sire, some news... 111 00:12:21,540 --> 00:12:24,700 What?! My son is a slave to a human?! 112 00:12:26,910 --> 00:12:28,880 Look at this, Sire. 113 00:12:31,050 --> 00:12:32,380 What?! 114 00:12:33,050 --> 00:12:37,650 In addition, she refers to him by the lowly name of "Horny. " 115 00:12:37,720 --> 00:12:39,820 The noble name of Kingan is denied him... 116 00:12:39,890 --> 00:12:42,020 ...and replaced with "Horny?!" Unforgivable! 117 00:12:42,290 --> 00:12:43,850 YES! 118 00:12:51,100 --> 00:12:53,200 Mephisto! Is Mephisto here? 119 00:12:55,110 --> 00:13:00,200 So, Mephisto. You've been with me for 500 years, haven't you? 120 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:04,220 And I am filled with gratitude for your majesty's good will. 121 00:13:04,650 --> 00:13:07,450 Here's your chance to regain your freedom. 122 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:11,420 Go to the human world and bring back the prince. 123 00:13:12,620 --> 00:13:17,580 I must humbly suggest that Mephisto is unsuited for this responsibility. 124 00:13:17,660 --> 00:13:21,620 500 years ago, he allowed the master demon alchemist to escape. 125 00:13:21,700 --> 00:13:25,570 All because he was distracted by a woman. 126 00:13:25,640 --> 00:13:28,500 If you fail, you forfeit your life! 127 00:13:30,140 --> 00:13:33,110 Because I'll be sending him after you, next! 128 00:13:34,950 --> 00:13:38,180 But since Eganko's left... 129 00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:42,080 ...the doorway to the human world is sealed. 130 00:13:42,150 --> 00:13:45,720 Why don't I try to break that seal open? 131 00:13:47,530 --> 00:13:51,220 These thighs let Eganko into this world when she was born. 132 00:13:51,300 --> 00:13:55,320 Tell me, boy... Do you have what it takes to get in here? 133 00:14:15,420 --> 00:14:19,650 So, how does it feel to wear only your birthday suit, Professor? 134 00:14:19,830 --> 00:14:22,760 Yukimoto, please. Give me back my clothes! 135 00:14:22,830 --> 00:14:27,390 I've brought a wonderful outfit for you. 136 00:14:27,470 --> 00:14:29,490 Please put this on. 137 00:14:34,010 --> 00:14:36,870 Yukimoto...! You seriously expect me to wear this?! 138 00:14:37,040 --> 00:14:39,840 Put it on, Professor. 139 00:14:55,860 --> 00:14:58,660 The collar as well, Professor. 140 00:15:07,510 --> 00:15:09,870 Now turn around, please. 141 00:15:16,720 --> 00:15:18,710 Yukimoto, what are you...?! 142 00:15:21,620 --> 00:15:23,380 Yukimoto...? 143 00:15:26,890 --> 00:15:29,880 Stick it out a bit more, Professor. 144 00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:35,830 Professor, you're already getting wet? 145 00:15:35,900 --> 00:15:37,660 Don't... It's embarrassing... 146 00:15:37,740 --> 00:15:39,730 Professor, a bit wider, please. 147 00:15:43,540 --> 00:15:47,500 Professor, do you ever play with yourself? 148 00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:49,740 No, I don't do things like that. 149 00:15:49,820 --> 00:15:52,150 Well then, do you play with toys? 150 00:15:52,220 --> 00:15:53,050 What? 151 00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:55,850 Yukimoto...! 152 00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:58,290 Professor, liars always get punished in the end. 153 00:15:59,890 --> 00:16:02,190 Yukimoto, stop it! 154 00:16:02,260 --> 00:16:03,790 No! Don't! 155 00:16:25,280 --> 00:16:30,450 You seem to be enjoying this. Why don't I leave it in? 156 00:16:32,020 --> 00:16:32,990 Yukimoto. 157 00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:46,130 No... Oh no... 158 00:16:49,310 --> 00:16:52,940 Do you like it, Professor? Shall I leave it like this? 159 00:16:53,010 --> 00:16:54,980 No, Yukimoto... Stop it... 160 00:16:56,950 --> 00:16:59,980 No! Stop it! I'm going to...! 161 00:17:07,630 --> 00:17:10,120 Stop! Stop it! I'm almost...! 162 00:17:12,060 --> 00:17:14,620 I can't help it! 163 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,990 I'm... OH! 164 00:17:24,940 --> 00:17:28,280 Professor, don't hog the fun all to yourself. 165 00:17:28,350 --> 00:17:30,840 I'd like a bit of that as well. 166 00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:44,950 Taste good, Professor? 167 00:17:47,730 --> 00:17:50,030 Here's your reward. 168 00:17:51,040 --> 00:17:53,270 Please continue, Professor. 169 00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:01,040 Midori... 170 00:18:02,980 --> 00:18:06,040 If only this was Midori, instead. 171 00:18:18,730 --> 00:18:22,790 Professor, I'm about ready. Swallow all of it when it comes. 172 00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:25,330 Professor...! 173 00:18:41,220 --> 00:18:42,520 Midori! 174 00:18:43,160 --> 00:18:45,420 Norio! On your way home? 175 00:18:45,490 --> 00:18:47,080 No, it's test prep class, for me. 176 00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:49,750 Killer. And it's Summer, too. 177 00:18:49,830 --> 00:18:52,660 Say, Midori. Do you like the opera? 178 00:18:53,570 --> 00:18:57,660 I've two tickets to the Met for tonight. 179 00:18:57,740 --> 00:18:59,360 Care to join me? 180 00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:04,240 Sorry, but I have plans. Today's Norikazu's birthday. 181 00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:08,510 And I bet that's a homemade cake for him you've got there. 182 00:19:08,580 --> 00:19:10,070 Bingo! 183 00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:15,050 Too bad. Guess I'll use the other seat for my bag of textbooks. 184 00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:19,350 Sorry I can't join you. See you tomorrow! 185 00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:22,790 Midori... 186 00:19:22,860 --> 00:19:27,860 As much as I care for you... What do you see in Hanyu?! 187 00:19:33,870 --> 00:19:35,430 Hey... Cut it out! 188 00:19:35,510 --> 00:19:38,270 C'mon, let's pick up where we left off. 189 00:19:38,340 --> 00:19:42,370 If she hadn't butted in that time, we could've gone all the way. 190 00:19:42,450 --> 00:19:45,250 But, that was just...! Hey! 191 00:19:45,320 --> 00:19:47,880 THIS part of you's being honest. 192 00:19:55,660 --> 00:19:57,890 Happy birthday- 193 00:19:58,760 --> 00:20:00,230 Midori! 194 00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:06,400 Oh, Norikazu. 195 00:20:06,510 --> 00:20:08,840 Norikazu... 196 00:20:08,910 --> 00:20:11,900 Norikazu, I HATE YOU! 197 00:20:13,580 --> 00:20:15,100 Midori! 198 00:20:15,180 --> 00:20:17,170 Norikazu, wait! 199 00:20:28,530 --> 00:20:30,860 And he had so much to give me... 200 00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:33,090 Norikazu, you stupid jerk! 201 00:20:35,430 --> 00:20:38,930 Midori! Midori, wait up! 202 00:20:40,870 --> 00:20:44,870 We used to play together when we were little... 203 00:20:44,940 --> 00:20:48,940 I used to dream about growing up and marrying you. 204 00:20:49,250 --> 00:20:52,220 I've always loved you... 205 00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:54,780 And now... Now...! 206 00:20:57,520 --> 00:21:00,510 How dare you make the mistress cry! 207 00:21:00,590 --> 00:21:02,060 What the hell is that?! 208 00:21:02,130 --> 00:21:04,290 You let Horny crawI around in your shirt?! 209 00:21:04,360 --> 00:21:06,560 But he asked if he could ride in there... 210 00:21:06,630 --> 00:21:09,860 And I suppose you'd let him into your panties if he asked?! 211 00:21:09,940 --> 00:21:13,230 What's that supposed to mean?! You stupid jerk! 212 00:21:13,310 --> 00:21:15,900 - To hell with you! - Midori! 213 00:21:15,970 --> 00:21:17,460 Midori... 214 00:21:36,900 --> 00:21:40,230 Looks like she's asleep. Poor kid. 215 00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:44,460 Your highness, why won't you come back to hell with me? 216 00:21:44,540 --> 00:21:47,870 'Cause I LIKE this lifestyle! 217 00:21:47,940 --> 00:21:50,870 Nothing wrong with being this cutie's slave, no sir! 218 00:21:50,940 --> 00:21:52,910 I get to slip into her cleavage... 219 00:21:52,980 --> 00:21:56,680 ...and wander around in some even more interesting places. 220 00:21:58,780 --> 00:22:01,650 Lemme show you something cool. 221 00:22:05,690 --> 00:22:07,280 Umm, love that smell! Lookit this! 222 00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:09,690 God, I love touching this thing! 223 00:22:10,660 --> 00:22:13,530 Hey, wanna give this a try? 224 00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:19,900 Do you wanna look in here? Huh? Mephisto? 225 00:22:26,610 --> 00:22:27,840 You saw me? 226 00:22:27,910 --> 00:22:29,380 Jerk! 227 00:22:47,570 --> 00:22:48,730 Eganko! 228 00:22:50,170 --> 00:22:52,730 You're pretty well in the mood, I see. 229 00:22:53,910 --> 00:22:55,740 This is just... 230 00:22:56,340 --> 00:22:59,670 C'mon... Let's pick up where we left off. 231 00:22:59,740 --> 00:23:02,080 - No! - C'mon. 232 00:23:02,150 --> 00:23:05,610 No! I only love Midori! 233 00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:08,520 And thanks to you, our relationship's shot to shit! 234 00:23:08,590 --> 00:23:11,710 Get out of my life! I hate you! 235 00:23:11,790 --> 00:23:13,760 I never want to see you again! 236 00:23:18,300 --> 00:23:19,320 Norikazu... 237 00:23:25,100 --> 00:23:27,090 The hell with you! 238 00:23:31,740 --> 00:23:33,040 Mom! 239 00:23:33,110 --> 00:23:37,410 Oh! Eganko! Something wrong? 240 00:23:38,620 --> 00:23:41,310 I just needed to hear your voice. 241 00:23:41,390 --> 00:23:44,050 I always feel better when I talk to you. 242 00:23:44,120 --> 00:23:46,720 - Where are you? - The human world. 243 00:23:46,790 --> 00:23:50,020 The human world?! Have you been with the prince? 244 00:23:50,100 --> 00:23:54,620 Prince? Oh, Kingan. Yeah, I guess. 245 00:23:54,700 --> 00:23:58,030 Mephisto's there to bring him back. 246 00:23:58,100 --> 00:23:59,870 Mephisto's here, too? 247 00:23:59,940 --> 00:24:02,410 So, how are the men in the human world? 248 00:24:02,470 --> 00:24:05,410 Bet you've got 'em lined up for you. 249 00:24:05,480 --> 00:24:09,140 Well... There's this girl who's screwing it up for me. 250 00:24:10,820 --> 00:24:15,180 I think the potion should take care of a human girl in one shot. 251 00:24:15,250 --> 00:24:16,650 "Potion?" 252 00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:19,450 Have you forgotten? The miracle love potion... 253 00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:22,120 ...that's been in our family for generations. 254 00:24:22,490 --> 00:24:26,400 The miracle love potion... The Sigh of Isolde. 255 00:24:26,460 --> 00:24:29,370 That might work... Thanks, Mom! 256 00:24:29,430 --> 00:24:31,490 Good luck. 257 00:24:40,180 --> 00:24:43,080 Just you wait... With the Sigh of Isolde... 258 00:24:43,150 --> 00:24:46,170 ...I'll mess up all your plans for him. 259 00:24:52,820 --> 00:24:56,090 - No... Stop it! - Oh, you like it. 260 00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:58,990 I didn't come here for this! 261 00:24:59,060 --> 00:25:01,430 I know. But is it so bad? 262 00:25:01,870 --> 00:25:04,200 No... Don't do that...! 263 00:25:06,700 --> 00:25:08,930 You're good at this. 264 00:25:10,140 --> 00:25:12,670 Pretty crappy roost you've got here. 265 00:25:12,740 --> 00:25:13,640 Eganko! 266 00:25:13,710 --> 00:25:17,110 Wha-?! Who is she?! What's going on here? 267 00:25:17,180 --> 00:25:18,150 Uh... Well... 268 00:25:18,220 --> 00:25:20,480 - I'm history, pal! - No, please...! 269 00:25:20,550 --> 00:25:22,650 Christ... Serves me right! 270 00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:24,710 Wait, come back! 271 00:25:27,860 --> 00:25:31,260 Considering how you've come all the way to the human world... 272 00:25:31,330 --> 00:25:34,360 ...I'd think you'd get something better than this! 273 00:25:34,430 --> 00:25:38,490 Not in the budget. Rent's outrageous around here! 274 00:25:38,570 --> 00:25:42,770 Liar. You just need a place for your little diversions. 275 00:25:48,580 --> 00:25:52,520 So, did you manage to talk Kingan into going back? 276 00:25:52,580 --> 00:25:56,040 The prince just won't listen to me. 277 00:25:56,120 --> 00:25:58,520 He likes being that cute girl's slave. 278 00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:01,390 There she goes again! 279 00:26:01,460 --> 00:26:05,420 That little bitch is nothing but trouble for ANYONE from hell! 280 00:26:06,330 --> 00:26:09,030 Hey, Mephisto. Why don't you help me out? 281 00:26:09,100 --> 00:26:09,930 Huh? 282 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:15,170 If my plan works, Kingan'll go home with you. 283 00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:16,870 Well, in that case... 284 00:26:16,940 --> 00:26:21,210 I know it's short notice, but I need to check the Hell-Net database. 285 00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:25,270 Gotta find someone who's got the hots for that "Midori" girl. 286 00:26:28,790 --> 00:26:32,220 Won't accessing the base get us in trouble? 287 00:26:32,290 --> 00:26:34,620 Keep quiet about it and who'll know? 288 00:26:38,930 --> 00:26:41,090 Norio Yukimoto, huh? 289 00:26:50,980 --> 00:26:54,570 I'm bored... Lemme out! 290 00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:58,680 I thought lookin' in her panties was okay! 291 00:27:05,620 --> 00:27:08,290 Professor... Have you kept your promise? 292 00:27:48,300 --> 00:27:49,730 Midori... 293 00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:55,470 Why won't you acknowledge me? My heart is drawn to you. 294 00:27:56,810 --> 00:28:01,340 This horny sow is only a substitute for you. 295 00:28:16,330 --> 00:28:18,990 Professor, I'm about to release. 296 00:28:19,060 --> 00:28:21,500 No! Not inside! 297 00:28:22,170 --> 00:28:25,470 Then don't move your body so much. 298 00:28:25,540 --> 00:28:28,000 I'm just... No... 299 00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:39,470 Oh, yes! 300 00:28:46,290 --> 00:28:49,750 Who are you? How'd you get in here without a key?! 301 00:28:49,830 --> 00:28:53,160 Oh please. That's no trick at all. 302 00:28:53,230 --> 00:28:56,220 So, you want Midori Asai for yourself. 303 00:28:57,600 --> 00:29:02,630 You want Midori Asai, I want Norikazu Hanyu. 304 00:29:02,710 --> 00:29:08,370 Norikazu's in your way, and Midori's in my way. 305 00:29:08,450 --> 00:29:12,470 You take her, and I'll take Norikazu. 306 00:29:12,550 --> 00:29:15,540 Like that'd work? 307 00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:18,490 If we use this. 308 00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:21,460 The miracle love potion: The Sigh of Isolde. 309 00:29:21,530 --> 00:29:23,650 "Sigh of Isolde?" 310 00:29:25,860 --> 00:29:27,490 What are you...? 311 00:29:30,540 --> 00:29:33,270 I just need a little of your sperm. 312 00:29:34,110 --> 00:29:35,230 Stop it! 313 00:29:47,890 --> 00:29:49,250 Stop it, please! 314 00:29:51,590 --> 00:29:52,680 No... 315 00:30:03,130 --> 00:30:06,100 You're a naughty little girl, aren't you? 316 00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:27,690 Now, as an example, we take this equation... 317 00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:31,560 ...in which we'll solve for the variables x, y, and z. 318 00:30:31,630 --> 00:30:36,900 We pay attention to the second equation: x 3y - 3z = 6. 319 00:30:36,970 --> 00:30:39,990 We're going to leave the x on the left side of... 320 00:30:40,070 --> 00:30:43,730 ...of the problem while moving 3y and 3z... 321 00:30:52,550 --> 00:30:56,490 You sure this is going to work? 322 00:30:56,650 --> 00:30:58,620 The blue one is Norikazu's... 323 00:30:58,690 --> 00:31:02,250 The red is the love potion with your sperm added. 324 00:31:02,330 --> 00:31:04,660 You're about to see its effect. 325 00:31:07,730 --> 00:31:08,990 Midori! 326 00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:12,330 Professor! 327 00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:22,570 Now watch. We rubbed that woman of yours all over with the stuff. 328 00:31:23,050 --> 00:31:25,020 Are you okay, Professor? 329 00:31:25,580 --> 00:31:27,680 Who did this horrible thing to you?! 330 00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:34,660 Hanyu... I can't take it anymore... 331 00:31:35,030 --> 00:31:37,430 Please... Squeeze my breasts... 332 00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:40,160 But...?! 333 00:31:40,230 --> 00:31:43,830 I... I don't know what's wrong with me... 334 00:31:43,900 --> 00:31:46,930 Please. I can't take it anymore... 335 00:31:49,140 --> 00:31:52,370 Hanyu, please... Please, hurry! 336 00:31:57,580 --> 00:32:00,380 Harder... Hanyu, harder! 337 00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:07,450 Yes! More! Harder! 338 00:32:09,330 --> 00:32:11,390 Harder! Harder! 339 00:32:30,250 --> 00:32:32,740 Hanyu, come into me. 340 00:32:34,090 --> 00:32:37,020 - "Into you?!" - Please. 341 00:32:37,090 --> 00:32:38,610 B- but...! 342 00:32:38,690 --> 00:32:40,520 This is a teacher's order! 343 00:32:40,590 --> 00:32:41,750 Right... 344 00:32:43,690 --> 00:32:44,720 Hurry! 345 00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:47,260 Professor, I'm putting it in. 346 00:32:50,770 --> 00:32:52,430 Oh, yes! 347 00:33:07,790 --> 00:33:11,050 Ow! What're you doing?! What's your problem?! 348 00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:12,780 Inside. 349 00:33:13,290 --> 00:33:15,280 What are you doing?! 350 00:33:18,730 --> 00:33:22,630 See? That's what your boyfriend's REALLY like. 351 00:33:22,700 --> 00:33:25,460 Someone who'd do his own teacher. 352 00:33:27,310 --> 00:33:29,740 Now it's your turn. 353 00:33:29,810 --> 00:33:31,640 'Scuse me, Miss. 354 00:33:31,810 --> 00:33:34,210 Stop it! What are you doing?! 355 00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:36,800 No! Stop it! 356 00:33:39,350 --> 00:33:42,150 No! Stop-! 357 00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:45,810 Don't... 358 00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:51,820 Oh, YES! 359 00:33:59,540 --> 00:34:01,510 Good luck. 360 00:34:02,910 --> 00:34:04,070 Midori... 361 00:34:07,810 --> 00:34:08,840 Don't! 362 00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:13,850 Midori... 363 00:34:17,090 --> 00:34:18,110 No! 364 00:34:18,190 --> 00:34:20,820 Midori, be true to your feelings! 365 00:34:20,890 --> 00:34:23,380 See? This part of you already is. 366 00:34:24,860 --> 00:34:26,120 I can't... 367 00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:27,790 Midori, I love you! 368 00:34:27,870 --> 00:34:30,060 Yukimoto, stop it! 369 00:34:30,130 --> 00:34:33,870 That's funny. Any woman who gets covered with the potion... 370 00:34:33,940 --> 00:34:37,600 ...should be drawn to the man the sperm came from and... 371 00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:39,910 ...fall hopelessly in love with him. 372 00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:44,410 What? 373 00:34:44,650 --> 00:34:46,580 I mixed up the red and the blue. 374 00:34:47,590 --> 00:34:49,180 You moron! 375 00:34:50,250 --> 00:34:52,480 No! Stop it! 376 00:34:52,560 --> 00:34:53,890 Midori...! 377 00:34:56,390 --> 00:34:59,160 My body... It feels so hot... 378 00:34:59,230 --> 00:35:04,400 No... No! I'm in love... with Norikazu! 379 00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:06,560 Stop it! 380 00:35:08,470 --> 00:35:11,770 What... What the hell's with you?! 381 00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:14,830 You think I'm not good enough for you?! 382 00:35:14,910 --> 00:35:16,440 Don't make me laugh! 383 00:35:16,650 --> 00:35:18,440 You think any of you are my equal?! 384 00:35:18,550 --> 00:35:22,950 Compared to an elite like me, you're all just insects! 385 00:35:23,090 --> 00:35:26,960 You incompetents should fall down on your knees in front of me! 386 00:35:29,090 --> 00:35:31,290 No, stop it! 387 00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:32,450 Save me! 388 00:35:32,530 --> 00:35:34,330 Norikazu, save me! 389 00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:35,590 Midori! 390 00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:40,900 Norio, stop it! 391 00:35:40,970 --> 00:35:43,570 Midori, don't you really want this? 392 00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:46,210 Hanyu?! 393 00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:47,940 You son of a...! 394 00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:58,950 So, we're "insects", huh? 395 00:36:03,330 --> 00:36:05,300 He's getting away! After him! 396 00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:07,620 Midori... 397 00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:12,360 Norikazu... You saved me. 398 00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:14,870 Midori, I- 399 00:36:16,240 --> 00:36:17,430 It's okay. 400 00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:19,870 Midori... 401 00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:22,310 Norikazu... 402 00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:27,700 Oh? I don't see the prince with you. 403 00:38:27,770 --> 00:38:29,070 Well, I... 404 00:38:29,140 --> 00:38:32,670 You poor SOB. I guess this is Doomsday for you. 405 00:38:32,740 --> 00:38:36,140 So... He's coming, is he? 406 00:38:36,210 --> 00:38:41,670 Sharpening his claws right now. Wonder who's the unlucky victim? 407 00:38:41,750 --> 00:38:44,120 He'll be there soon. 408 00:38:48,490 --> 00:38:50,890 I'll be going to Midori's house after this. 409 00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:54,160 And after I get what I want, we'll both die together! 410 00:38:54,370 --> 00:38:56,600 Well, uh, good for you... 411 00:38:56,670 --> 00:38:59,430 But before that, I'm going to beat the living shit out of... 412 00:38:59,500 --> 00:39:01,100 ...you and that vampire chick! 413 00:39:02,810 --> 00:39:04,140 Whoa! 414 00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:10,410 Incoming transmission! 415 00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:13,380 Shut up, you fucking machine! 416 00:39:13,450 --> 00:39:15,380 No! He's coming in from hell...! 417 00:39:15,450 --> 00:39:19,390 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... 418 00:39:19,460 --> 00:39:21,650 The hell with this thing! 419 00:39:25,660 --> 00:39:27,650 Now what's going to happen?